Mutant

This is Cisco aka Squishy.  Well, technically this is Squishy's butt.  And tail.  And...legs.  I use that term loosely.  Squish is a low-riding Corgi so he doesn't have real legs. He has hairy drumsticks.  He is a mutant.  A freak of nature.  A deviation.  A malformation.  A miscreation.  And he's cute as the dickens.