Goggle

Gawk. Gaze. Gape. No other explanation needed

An ubiquitous plethora

The dogs love ropes.  Ropes and balls are all they really play with so I acquire ropes whenever I find a deal.  So we have a profusion, a glut, an overabundance, a surfeit of ropes.  A PLETHORA of ropes.  Now they are UBIQUITOUS.  Omnipresent.  Pervasive.  Sadly, this isn't all of them.  They lurk under the couches and beds and you can't take a step without tripping on either a dog or a rope.  But they look so darn cute when they're playing with them.

Stud

The word "stud" is not, by any stretch of the imagination, a pretty-sounding word.  Stud.  Mud.  Crud.  Blood.  No matter how you're using the word, it's still a dud.  HOWEVER, if you want your dog to match your accessories, you must stud him.  Because studs are really in this season.

(No dog was harmed in the creating of this picture.  Yet.)