Stud

The word "stud" is not, by any stretch of the imagination, a pretty-sounding word.  Stud.  Mud.  Crud.  Blood.  No matter how you're using the word, it's still a dud.  HOWEVER, if you want your dog to match your accessories, you must stud him.  Because studs are really in this season.

(No dog was harmed in the creating of this picture.  Yet.)